
Trae: What the deuce? Haha, what if the saying was "what the douche." You'd say it, and Kam would appear like, "you called?"
Me: He's not as much of a douche as assper.
Trae: The ass whisperer?
Me: Not really.
Trae: There should be a douche whisperer, that goes on and trains people not to be such douches. It could replace "Is she really going out with him," It's the same concept, but it actually helps people live better lives. It'll be like dog whisperer. Except with douches. Whenever somebody does something douchey: "TSST. NO." and punches them in the balls.
I love my brother(:
tired
So, last night marked the end of my "relationship" with Kam. Already. I mean, we've only hung out twice since we started going out, and the second time he spent the entire day avoiding me. WTF? Why can't I keep a guy? Bajesus. Kevyn's sister's first impression of me is that I was crazy and homocidal. Julia's first impression is that I'm scary, slutty, and bad. None of that's true, but maybe the impression intimidates people? Is it my personality? I am kind of annoying. Okay, really annoying. And shy. Maybe that's it. I should be more outgoing. I should take more chances. I'm always too afraid to ask a guy out, because I don't want to get rejected. And when we're together, I'm overly nervous. I talk more to the friend next to me than the guy I'm with. I'm terrified of awkward moments. And the guys I do find end up doing something douchey. Then again, according to Evan:
"Guys are morons. They do stupid things. It's just how they're built."
So for now, I'm single. Being single isn't bad. You have more freedom. I should probably stop writing about relationships. My mom likes to read through these, and then she'll give me the "you don't need a guy! blah blah! You're just like me when I was your age! blah blah blah! You'll take anything you can get because you just want a guy! Even if they treat you like crap you'll stay with them! BLAH." (Even though that isn't true.)
So, I went to a party last night. It was fun. When we got there, we went up to Tommy's room where everyone else was, but left when everybody was screaming, including the girl screamer, Zach. We went across the hall to Zach's room. A few minutes later, Zach gets kicked out of Tommy's room, and goes to his own, where he grabs airsoft guns and pellets and prepares to own. Kyle comes into the room and tries to take the gun. When Zach wouldn't give it up, he said, "Woman, you best let go! Imma put a hurtin' on you!" Haha(: So then Zach gets yelled at by Kyle's dave, and cries. That was awkward. I hate being around upset people. Then everybody went outside, where they played baseball with one of those huge bouncey balls and a plastic toddler bat. We hung out randomly some more. Then we prank called people(:
"This is rootin' tootin' cowboy Kyle! If you want your FREE PIGS, in KENTUCKY FARMS, call 513-blah blah blah-blah blah blah blah! YEEHAW."
That was the best part of the night. It was hilarious. We decided we wanted smores, so we walked to the Ameristop down the street. It ended up being closed, so we walked all the way back. Oh my gosh, my mom's in the other room making bacon! Om nom nom! Sorry, back to talking about the party. We made dad drive us up to Kroger, and we bought smore stuff. It was delicious. I walked outside to get the keys so I could get the phone charger. My mom was talking about her sex life, and being a little friendly with Kyle's mom. FML.
So, the rest of the night went by pretty boringly. But that's okay. (: Well, back to finding something interesting to do. (:
We got picked up. I crashed in the car.
Got home. Sarah made a livejournal. Read some stuff Robyn wrote. I sense an argument comming. I don't like arguments. They depress me.):
We got home. Watched some TV. Ate a poptart. Went to sleep.
Thursday, July 16: Woke up. We ate some chicken pot pies. Went on the computer. Listened to some music. Went to Angie's and swam. Mommy got her hair done. Got home, ate some taco pie, Wrote this.
The end(:
"What bothers you?"
This movie
What movie?
Fantastic four!
I hate that movie
This speckle of dust, and that speckle of dust, and this line makes a smiley face!
I'm so good at finding smiley faces.
You know what I like? Movies.
Porn? Porner!
You are just like him!
Who?
You!
Who's you?
You?
Who's the other you?
Joe!
Was it a fourgy?
No. I'm a virgin, thank you.
Me too.
Me too.
I'm not.
What?
Yeah. I lost my virginity to a goat.
What happened to being a virgin forever?
Well, last night was pretty crazy.
"H to the J"
I've never done drugs
I haven't done drugs either.
Woohoo!
High Five! ...is she high fiving?
No, she isn't.
Oh, what? *air high-fives* Sorry, I was texting.
Gosh, you're just like Kam. It's annoying! He'll be in the middle of the video game and just pause it. It's just like, screw Kristie!
Oh, screw Kristie?
No! I mean.. UGH
...When you two have sex, I want to be there.
I just thought of a joke.
What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up, ohh.
"....I just came."
"When I come, it's like, "AHHH." Like, seriously, I have to wait until nobody's home. My mom will think I'm dying or something."
I keep telling him, he's gonna get gang raped..."
"By goats?"
"By monkeys."
"Oh, what happened to teh goats?"
"They died."
"NECROPHILIAC!"
"I'm really comfortable with my body. Like, I walk around my house naked. I can walk around other people's houses naked. Like, seriously. Kam's seen my penis at least 75 times."
pissed offIf you don't know what Harper's Island is, it's basically a horror movie fit into twelve episodes. It's <b>intense.</b> I think last episode was the most shocking to me. There was a lot of stupidity, though.
First, if you're stranded on an island with a killer, it's probably not wise to split up. Ever heard of "strength in numbers"? It's much easier to kill two people than six.
Second, when Danny and Sully were in the kitchen, blocking the entrance, they started shooting the closed up space before Wakefield got out. But that's not the stupid part. To see if anyone was there, Danny looked through the hole made with the gun. If I were dealing with a serial killer with a long ass sword, I would NOT be sticking my eye in front of a hole. He could have been killed then and there.
I think that the way Cal and Chloe died was really sad. It made me tear up. Chloe especially. She jumped off of the bridge to her death instead of letting Wakefield kill her. The way that was acted. It was amazing. "You can't have me." *jumps off*.
But the ending was the most shocking. Jimmy? Really? I don't see him being able to hurt Abby like that. Emotionally or physically. I mean, look at them! He loves her!

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